The Sneak

The 1936 equivilant of The Cheat. A lively fellow who is really quite unique. Small, smart and yellow with a rodent-like phisique. Doesn't play the cello and never gets to speak. Strong Bad's Leporello. A dapper swindler out of Tammany hall who got what's for from Boss Tweed. Once did the holly-golly on the Panama Canal. A jaunty jacknapes with moxie and pizazz. Drinks bootleg hooch and listens to the jazz. Captures all the clever girls affections and made off with my Fluffy Puff confections. He's dasterdly, loves catastrophy, his schemes are masterly, takes tea at half past three. Dropped the Homestar Runner from his flying machine and put a bengal tiger in the Kaizer's latrine.